***ORDERS SHIP DAY OF BEFORE 5PM!***

IT'S HERE!! Are you sick of the holidays? The nonstop whining of ugly children? The endless lines at Golden Corral? The constant barrage of Grandmother's smells? That 24 hour Christmas Story marathon that now seems to be on more than one channel? How sexy Michael Bublé is? Well friends, I was once like you. Aimless, amiable yet namby-pamby, distracted by the woes of modern America and it's cult-like fascination with Lin-Manuel Miranda. Yes I was once like you, dear friends. And I still am for the most part. So please enjoy this holiday DVD.

It's about an hour of cartoons, music, jokes, animals and it's literally the greatest thing you will ever see. GUARANTEED!!!!!* Plus you get a free digital copy of the Bird Peterson Holiday Spectacular!

*TOTALLY

Includes unlimited streaming of The Bird Peterson Holiday Spectacular via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.